Kelly Cutrone is like Yoda

The Hills spin off The City premiered tonight with 2 episodes. I'm already a fan. The city, the energy and the fashion has suckered me in. Whitney as the only "sane" one on hills has always been one of my favourites. She does seem a bit out of place in her bright yellow dress in "all black" New York. However, the action comes fast and furious with her socialite co-worker and 2 feuding boys.

In episode 2, Whitney explains to her old boss Kelly Cutrone about her 2 boy problems and which guy to trust... Kelly sagely tells her, "Maybe you can't trust both of them." Damn she's smooth.

Whitney leaves The Hills for The City

I'm pretty excited about this spin off from The Hills. Whitney is by far my favourite gal on The Hills. She's the rock that LC relies on but now she's going to be on her own in the Big Apple. The show is shot in the same incredibly cinematic way The Hills is.

Whitney is going to work for People's Revolution but in their NYC offices. We'll get to see her life as she adjusts to new work, friends and of course love.

In The Hills, Spencer and Heidi are the key antagonists. In the trailer they introduce a coworker named Olivia. She gives Whitney a dirty look when they first meet. I already get the sense that this will be an epic battle. Doing a quick Google check this Olvia Palermo is some sort of NYC socialite. Apparently, she's hated by everyone. This bodes well for the show! As we all know The Hills wouldn't be the same without Heidi and Spencer's douchebaginess.

The trailer looks awesome. I can't wait till Monday, December 29th!

Why are the men of "The Hills" a$$holes?

Watching the latest episode of The Hills is like having your teeth pulled, reattached and then pulled again. Justin-Bobby is such an a$$hole. The men are all jerks and the girls are so stupid for wanting to be with them. I remember being as young as these girls but I don't recall ever wanting to hurt myself so much or as often. What's even more disappointing is how Doug, Brodie and Frankie were encouraging JB to be a jerk.

Speaking of jerks, Spencer was also in fine form tonight. I thought he hated women but apparently his jerk attitude extends to men too.

What’s up with Lauren’s Hair?

I just finished watching the last episode of the Hills. What’s up with Lauren’s hair? I've noticed in this and the last episode too she’s suddenly has that crazy cat-lady look. She sounded sick and maybe that’s why she’s looking out of sorts. However, she is on a hit TV show and I’m certain MTV can afford some make-up and hair people.

On a side note… I don’t know which is worse; watching Spencer be bitchy at Heidi’s sister Holly or Lo at the White Tie Affair show.

Way to be a jerk Spencer.

Lo, it's called music.

This is called multi-tasking in the power-bitch world

Tonight's episode of the Hills had this little gem of a phrase, "This is called multi-tasking in the power-bitch world." Kelly Cutrone utters it to Whitney while casting male models. The sneaky boss, she's actually setting up Whitney with cute model Alex. Now if I could only find the right moment to use this line...

Season 4 of the Hills fast approaching

I really shouldn't be so excited about the new season of the Hills but I am. Airing August 18th the new season promises new guys (for everyone apparently... 'cept Lo), running mascara, Brody and Spencer/Heidi drama.



Even during this trailer I found myself getting mad. Lo being apathetic, Audrina still with Justin Bobby, Lauren thinking she's friends with Stephanie all were cringe inducing. Thankfully the angel that is Whitney is still sane.

Heidi Montag on Letterman

Oh Heidi...



PS. Sorry for the lack of posts. It's been a busy time!

Over the Hills

OMG! Since I'm in full Hills mode, this is so funny. It's senior citizens replaying the fight at the club scene at Les Deux.

The Hills, beautiful Paris and french guys smoke a lot!

We finally get to see Lauren and Whitney from The Hills hit Paris. The episode was a bit disjointed. There were lots of holes in the story line. Like all of the sudden Whitney is unhappy with Teen Vogue and wants to become a stylist. Where did that come from? It's good for Whitney as Teen Vogue actually fired both of them in December.

In this episode Lauren's romance was a bit forced. I heard from gossip sites that MTV were calling madly all over town looking for someone to become a love interest. That interest is Matthias the guitar player in a band Audrina knows apparently (a little to convenient). He tries a bit of whirlwind seduction. He's a nice enough looking boy but it was awkward at best. The real star of the episode was the city of Paris. The city is my personal favourite place and seeing the girls frolic made me miss it even more.

Every frenchman I've ever known smoked like Chimney. These guys are no different.

Yes, I enjoy smoking and making come hither faces at Lauren.

Best parts of the show was when Matthias took Lauren site seeing on his Vespa. Poor Lauren, not only would she die of a severe brain hemorrhage if she fell off (since her helmet clearly was only half on her) but her Alberta Ferretti gown (the second one, she ruined the first one with an iron) was being crushed to death while she had to cling to Matthias in the wet slick roads of Paris.

The Eiffel tower, I can't think of a more stunning sight.

Notre Dame Cathederal

Champs Elysees

The Hills is back on tonight

Another staple of my reality TV world is The Hills. This semi-faux show has been a favourite of mine for some time. Apparently this really isn't a new season but a continuation of season 3. Think of it as an extra add on but set in Paris. Both Lauren and Whitney have been whisked off to Paris to participate in shows with Teen Vogue. The city of lights, Paris Fashion Week and Whitney all make it a must see for me.

The blogs and gossips sites say much of the show is staged. Even Lauren's Paris romance was called up to fit the bill. The last episode aired showed a teaser of Lauren riding around on a scooter through the heady night time sights of Paris. The always great visuals make it near impossible to be truly an unscripted reality show.

I agree the show is not real. However, I find myself enjoying the show regardless of it's authenticity. I can't wait to see what happens!

PS. Oh yeah, all men Lauren surround herself with suck! That means you Brodie!

The Hills Parody

Oh man, I'm such a reality junkie. Another favourite show of mine is The Hills. Spencer makes it so easy to hate him and Heidi is so clueless I find myself shouting at the screen all the time. I think my favourite person on the show is Whitney. She's like a best friend anyone would be happy to have. Audrina looks like she's gonna be finally free of Justin Bobby's weird rambling incoherent clutches. Serves him right for kissing that chick at the club in front of everyone!

Here's a vid of James Franco (Spider-Man) and Mila Kunis (That 70s show) doing a decent impersonation of Justin Bobby and Audrina. This just proves that you can't fake The Hills!