Kelly Cutrone is like Yoda

The Hills spin off The City premiered tonight with 2 episodes. I'm already a fan. The city, the energy and the fashion has suckered me in. Whitney as the only "sane" one on hills has always been one of my favourites. She does seem a bit out of place in her bright yellow dress in "all black" New York. However, the action comes fast and furious with her socialite co-worker and 2 feuding boys.

In episode 2, Whitney explains to her old boss Kelly Cutrone about her 2 boy problems and which guy to trust... Kelly sagely tells her, "Maybe you can't trust both of them." Damn she's smooth.

The Skins of Slumdog Millionaire

Speaking of Slumdog Millionaire, I wondered if anyone noticed that the main character Jamal is played by Skins actor Dev Patel. Dev plays the sex crazed Anwar on my favourite TV teen drama.

Kudos to Dev on his role and for the excellent movie he made with Danny Boyle. I still can't believe this film is from the same guy who made the zombie movie 28 days Later (which I love) and Trainspotting (which I love even more).

Dostana is not deep like Slumdog

Over the holidays I came across a fun Bollywood film called Dostana. This movie is by no means in the same league as Slumdog Millionaire (which I love as well) but I enjoyed the movie in different ways. It stars former Miss World UBER babe Priyanka Chopra, funny guy and Mr. (I'm so married to Aishwarya Rai) Abhishek Bachchan and hunky John Abraham. So there's lots of eye candy for both boys and girls!

The story is about the two male leads pretending to be gay and the hot roommate they both covet. The movie is a bit long and uneven at times but there are flashes of brilliance... especially this scene.



Like many songs on my iPod which is not in a language I understand, the song Janne Kyun will make it's way there too.

Snowy madness on Boxing Day

Despite the blizzard outside it was an okay Boxing Day yesterday. I must commend all you brave souls that made it out to shop!

Boxing Day!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while but with my computer being busted and this holiday period, it's been tough to get anything done. I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

December 26th is BOXING DAY of course so look for smokin' deals at Kris + Cris and Tru Drama stores and for tomorrow only we'll pay the GST and PST! So along with the massive discounts there's no tax!

Sinful Tops

Whitney leaves The Hills for The City

I'm pretty excited about this spin off from The Hills. Whitney is by far my favourite gal on The Hills. She's the rock that LC relies on but now she's going to be on her own in the Big Apple. The show is shot in the same incredibly cinematic way The Hills is.

Whitney is going to work for People's Revolution but in their NYC offices. We'll get to see her life as she adjusts to new work, friends and of course love.

In The Hills, Spencer and Heidi are the key antagonists. In the trailer they introduce a coworker named Olivia. She gives Whitney a dirty look when they first meet. I already get the sense that this will be an epic battle. Doing a quick Google check this Olvia Palermo is some sort of NYC socialite. Apparently, she's hated by everyone. This bodes well for the show! As we all know The Hills wouldn't be the same without Heidi and Spencer's douchebaginess.

The trailer looks awesome. I can't wait till Monday, December 29th!

Why are the men of "The Hills" a$$holes?

Watching the latest episode of The Hills is like having your teeth pulled, reattached and then pulled again. Justin-Bobby is such an a$$hole. The men are all jerks and the girls are so stupid for wanting to be with them. I remember being as young as these girls but I don't recall ever wanting to hurt myself so much or as often. What's even more disappointing is how Doug, Brodie and Frankie were encouraging JB to be a jerk.

Speaking of jerks, Spencer was also in fine form tonight. I thought he hated women but apparently his jerk attitude extends to men too.

Christian Audigier / Ed Hardy Hoodies, Tees and Metalic Leggings

It's been ages since I last posted and I'm so behind on posting images of the hot items in the store. So without further ado, here are the hot things in the store!

Ed Hardy Panther hoodie

Christian Audigier Metalic leggings in black, gold and silver. Crazy Hot!

Christian Audigier Thorn Stilletto with Stones

Ed Hardy Basic Geisha Tee.

Christian Audigier Heart Locket Tee with Stones

New Super Cool Ed Hardy polos.

Next Top Model back in LA

What the hell? It was just last season when I applauded ANTM's move to New York. Now they're back in LA. I can only hope that they move back to NYC mid season. If they don't, they better get a kick ass trip to Paris or Milan.

The real pity is that the field of models this year is one of the strongest groups, maybe the strongest cycle of ANTM. Instead of Tyra's typical cliche casting preferences this year we don't have a unrealistic ratio of girls. The spread is much more in line with the real demographics of America. This cycle even includes (I think all of) reality TV's first pre-op trans-gendered contestant, Isis. Honestly, after the first episode I've only thought of her only as a girl.

Isis

What’s up with Lauren’s Hair?

I just finished watching the last episode of the Hills. What’s up with Lauren’s hair? I've noticed in this and the last episode too she’s suddenly has that crazy cat-lady look. She sounded sick and maybe that’s why she’s looking out of sorts. However, she is on a hit TV show and I’m certain MTV can afford some make-up and hair people.

On a side note… I don’t know which is worse; watching Spencer be bitchy at Heidi’s sister Holly or Lo at the White Tie Affair show.

Way to be a jerk Spencer.

Lo, it's called music.

This is called multi-tasking in the power-bitch world

Tonight's episode of the Hills had this little gem of a phrase, "This is called multi-tasking in the power-bitch world." Kelly Cutrone utters it to Whitney while casting male models. The sneaky boss, she's actually setting up Whitney with cute model Alex. Now if I could only find the right moment to use this line...

Hey Ed Hardy, Let's Party

Two of my girls came with me to Vegas last week to attend the twice yearly fashion buying show held there. I have a love/hate relationship with the city. I been there so often for both clothing and shoes.

This trip marked the first time I brought along H and Y. Both long time associates and Vegas newbies. It was a great experience for them both. At the shows we got these cool tattoos and kitted ourselves out in all Christian Audigier/Ed Hardy wear. Which in tribute to our "look" we garnered more than our fair share of attention and the line, "Hey Ed Hardy, let's party!" Ah to be young again.

Busy Busy Busy

Sorry I haven't had a chance to update the blog recently. I've been to Asia and Las Vegas/LA in the past 2 weeks. I'm super tired but lots of posts to come!

New Arrivals - Juicy Couture Rainboots and Classic Cardy Uggs

All footwear of course can also be found at our sister store Kris + Cris Shoes too.

New Arrivals - Christian Audigier Caps

Hello Kitty Computer Mouse with Swarovski Crystals

Forgot to take pictures of these yesterday. They're 1200 dpi mice... errr... I don't know what that means but they're super cute regardless.

Hello Kitty Back to School Bling

I've just come back from Asia on a buying trip. On a whim I picked up these fun back to school Hello Kitty items. They're bejewelled with Swarovski Crystals (with authenticity tags) and are genuine Hello Kitty products. Unfortunately I sold all these items in one day! The clock was actually supposed to be just for the store but the customer insisted we sell it to her. So I've just reordered and should have them in later this week.

Tru Drama TV Billboard

The Fall season is fast approaching and we've launch our fall advertising campaign. Check out our new TV billboard.

Project Runway is Pinoy

The Project Runway franchise not unlike the Next Top Model shows are going everywhere. The Australian PR has already shown that the formula works down under. Well I stumbled across a version from the Philippines. Who knew!?!? Well fashion exists everywhere so why not?

Here are the links on youtube: Project Runway Philippines



PS. Pinoy is a term Filipinos refer to themselves, not unlike the way us Canadians are Canucks.

Want a fake Ed Hardy hat? Shop on ebay!

Since doing my first posting on "how to spot a fake Ed Hardy Cap" back in February, I've received in excess of 500 requests to identify fake caps. The comment section in the original post itself has over 80 postings. I've collected some of my major postings on fake Ed Hardy caps with the links below.

Don Ed Hardy Designs - fake or real caps?
Ed Hardy quality, it's about where you buy it from!
Fake Ed Hardy Cap Submissions
How to spot a fake Ed Hardy cap

Before you click on the links, here's a few things you need to know before you email me about fakes:

1. I will only try to identify Ed Hardy or Christian Audigier hats. I won't bother trying to identify DEHD hats.
2. Don't bother asking about tops, bottoms or anything else that isn't a hat.
   
3. 90% of the possible fakes I see are typically from ebay. The auction site is filled with fake products. Some very hard to tell but most are outrageously fake.
   
4. When I identify something as fake or not fake, please remember this is just my opinion and should not be taken as an absolute definitive answer. There's only so much I can work with when I get a tiny picture to base my response on.
   
5. Ask nicely.
   

I will not watch America's Next Top Model Cycle 11

I will not watch the new season of America's Next Top Model. I will not watch. I will not watch. I will not watch... Who am I fooling? I'm gonna watch and hate/love every moment of it.

Season 4 of the Hills fast approaching

I really shouldn't be so excited about the new season of the Hills but I am. Airing August 18th the new season promises new guys (for everyone apparently... 'cept Lo), running mascara, Brody and Spencer/Heidi drama.



Even during this trailer I found myself getting mad. Lo being apathetic, Audrina still with Justin Bobby, Lauren thinking she's friends with Stephanie all were cringe inducing. Thankfully the angel that is Whitney is still sane.

Project Runway went cheap on Tim Gunn's pay

I can't imagine a Project Runway without Tim Gunn. His "make it work" and congenial attitude are integral parts of the show. So it's amazing to hear in a recent gossip article that Tim was paid nothing for Project Runway season 1 and only a $2500/episode fee for the second season. In my mind Tim is the show. He starts and ends every show. I would daresay he's more important than all the judges including Heidi. It's to Tim's credit that he saw the bigger picture and didn't quit after season 1. He's such a big part of what makes Project Runway a great show.

New arrivals for July 16th.

I like to call this the "Jen" dress. I bought it for her in mind.

This print dress is so cool. It's as if you're wearing a Versace scarf.

From the same people that brought you the "I love shoes, bags and boys" tee's come the "Boy... Friend Season is Here"

This dress is almost sold out. Get yours soon!

This return of the peasant top is starting to hit the fashion magazines. Here are two great styles to get you into the loop.

New Christian Audigier Tank Tops!